Is Cottonelle Glorious and Perfect for Your Hiney? #onamegaroll

Disclaimer: I’d received this complimentary sample of Cottonelle Mega Roll Clean Care for an honest review. 

I have to admit: Just like everyone in the world, I’m pretty protective of my butt.

You sit on it. It helps your legs to move. You shake it to a funky beat.


Most of all, you tend to take care of it with the right kind of toilet paper.

Now, I know some of you are probably thinking, ‘Toilet paper is toilet paper.’ Uh, no, bullshit. You can definitely tell the difference between two-ply that was sent down by God Himself and one-ply a lumberjack just chopped up from his backyard and gives you a look that reads, ‘And you will deal.’

Anyway…so courtesy of Influenster, I received a Cottonelle sample of their newest product – the MegaRoll Clean Care with Ripple Effect. My, that is a mouthful.


I honestly didn’t know what to expect when I opened the box so I was very surprised to see how generous the great folks over at Cottonelle were!


Free toilet paper and a coupon? Score!


Now, I won’t mention the product I normally use but I will say in comparison, I was a little taken aback by the Cottonelle ripples. I wasn’t too sure if my hiney would like it. Furthermore, I wasn’t too sure if my face would like it, neither, since I often use toilet paper to help remove makeup.

The only way to know for sure is to test, right?



The toilet paper is thick, 2-ply. It’s also pretty strong.  The ripples might seem like a deterrent at first but you’ll realize there’s a reason why they exist.


I did get this for free but it’s listed for under $20 at Amazon. It’s also available at Target and Wal-Mart.


None. Great for your nose!


It’s great on your hiney and face! When I removed my makeup, the ripples really got everything and it felt smooth on my eyes. Bonus!

My Review:


  • Thick, won’t tear.
  • Ripples are amazing.
  • Cottonelle is a strong brand with a great reputation.
  • Six mega rolls will last at least a month if you have a small family. Even longer if it’s just you or you and your partner.


  • Not as smooth. (Cottonelle does make an ultra version of the same product.)
  • Ripples might be a deterrent at first.
  • The pricing point might be a bit of a stickler for some.

In conclusion, I do recommend Cottonelle’s Mega Roll Clean Care! Go get you some!

Shout-out to Influenster and Cottonelle for the opportunity. Much appreciated!




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