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Bear turns 8!

It’s so crazy to think I have an 8-year-old, but I do. I’m not going to lie and say motherhood has been easy-peasy (and any woman who says that is truly lying out of the crack of her ass), but I have to say I’ve thoroughly enjoyed it.  Over the past year or so, I’ve read many women who regret motherhood and having children. I honestly can’t say the same.
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10 Creative Ways to Use Laundry Beads!

So, I've been a fan of the laundry beads since they've come on the market. I have my personal favorite of Downey Unstoppables but I have to admit some of the other ones are pretty good as well.  Even though they can be a bit pricey, I also feel the payoff is worth it: your clothes smell a lot better and fresher. There's also another benefit: using those beads for
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Dear In-Laws, Please STFU

Over the weekend, Maks and I hosted our in-laws, his parents. Yes, those parents. I put on my nice face as I welcomed them into my home. Our conversation was little but I also had a lot to do in the kitchen.  The night before, I attempted to make pizza. We usually order pizza but with the weather changing and our tastes also changing accordingly, I decided it was homemade
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Laundry Day or Laundry Everyday?

Have you ever had a moment when you realize how much you used to struggle? I’m not talking about finances, per se, but when you really had just you and Jesus? Our dryer recently broke down and at first, it wasn’t that big of a deal because I managed to have most of the laundry done before it. The unfortunate part came when the dryer took about two weeks
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When Your Privileged Neighbors Are White Trash Pandas

I debated writing this blog post because I had to think to myself on a scale of Cleveland Bus Driver to Chris Brown, how upset was I really? Now, I wouldn’t get violent, per se. It actually takes a lot for me to be violent with anyone. But you know that feeling like you could just slap the shit out of someone?  Yeah. My neighbors, Sophie and Andy, are really trash
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Awesome FREE Things For Your Born Day!

Recently, I just celebrated my born day and I thought it would be a good time for everyone to know all about the incredibly free shit you can get on your birthday as well.  I love celebrating my birthday because I always felt it was the start of a new year. It was a start to do something new, become a better person, and do something nice for yourself. I’ve
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50 Things To Do When Beyonce’s Internet Stops Working.

Internet down? No worries! Here are things to do instead!  So, the internet went down and the well, the internet lost their damn minds. Since I normally have a few days a week where I don’t log in at all, it didn’t affect me. However, I imagine with a lot of my friends, it possibly affected their livelihood. Other friends, it probably just impacted how nosy they were going to
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Dear Anti-Vaxxers, You’re Fucking Stupid.

I need to apologize for this post. Not because of the profanity, but for apologizing to begin with. I shouldn’t be sorry that anyone is stupid. In this day and age, people choose to be. And if you choose to not get vaccinated during a worldwide global pandemic that hundreds of thousands of people have died from and many more have long-term effects, you’re really fucking stupid.  I received a
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The Amazing New Toy You Need Right Now!

Bear has a lot of toys. Too many toys. Bucketload of toys. Pantload of toys. So many toys he could easily open a Toys R’ Us in his bedroom! And he does play with most. Every year before his birthday, we take a day for him to go through the toys he no longer plays with.  He understands the toys aren’t being thrown away but rather, donated to kids who
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Fall Bucket List

It's one of the most wonderful times of the year and I have to admit, I didn't really get into fall until like several years ago when I was pregnant with Ethan. I was on a group pregnancy board and all the ladies on there were talking about how much they loved the fall weather. Don't get me wrong; it's not that I hate fall, but rather I was