Alright, let’s shake off the spandex nostalgia and have a real talk about why Hulk Hogan’s never been the hero we made him out to be—and why celebrating him today is just bad form.
First off, dear reader, I get it: Saturday mornings felt electric when the Hulkster flexed those biceps and hollered “Whatcha gonna do?” But let’s pause and get honest. Beneath that yellow-and-red iconography lurks a bunch of
